Oh Dear.
We’ve had our first attempt at stealing. While in the drug store last night you managed to put on a chunky fake gold necklace in your stroller while I wasn’t looking. We had left the store and were far on our way home by the time I noticed. I will have to go back today and pay for it. I’m sure they won’t mind. Or I might go to jail. Either one. The best is you INSISTED on wearing it but I INSISTED you keep the tag on until it is returned or paid for. So you rocked the necklace with tag still on look most the day. You are a modern day Minnie Pearl.
