The scene:
7AM
Dad holding you in your pjs in kitchen
sound of fridge door as it opens
rustle rustle
munch munch (giggle) munch munch
Lilian: Mmmn Mmmn…
Mom: Um…what are you guys eating in there?
Dad turns corner with leftover slice of cold pizza in hand & pizza all over Lilian’s face.
Dad: I’m teaching Lilian how to eat cold pizza and grow up like a good little bachelor