Last night when I put you to sleep you were crying on and off here and there throughout the night. You like to sleep on your stomach but seemed to be tossing and turning. I attempted to play hardball (my version) but it was a long night.
When I finally threw in the towel at 6AM and changed your diaper I unzipped your pjs and there was a giant plastic tub toy shark zipped inside your pajama leg. It was the same one you were playing with on your changing table when bleary eyed I got you ready for bed and apparently hadn’t noticed it missing. Oops.
My fault babe. Tonight out of sympathy I asked your Dad to stuff a part of the vacuum cleaner extension in my yoga pants while I sleep. Hopefully we can call it even.
Love ya.
I’ll go ahead and send you my Mother of the Year award.
LOL funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time!