Lili,
Dad had a good idea of how we can make a little money off you.
We noticed last night that wherever we go you literally have the eyes of everyone in the room. Old people, young people, happy people, grumpy people. You laugh and smile at them with your wide eyes, little tuft of hair with a bow and two tiny teeth and giant grin. You are like an animated character of a baby. People are drawn to you.
Dad says when you start doing this that perhaps he and I can learn to pickpocket the room.
Hey – we need to start saving for college, ok?
xo
Or maybe you could sell advertising space on her onesie? :)